Keeping My Thoughts To Myself

We’ve all heard that old joke, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this…”  The doctor responds, “Then don’t do that!”

We laugh, but I’d sure like to see that thought process expanded.  If a medicine is thought to cause adverse effects, why is the solution to add another medicine in hopes of controlling those adverse effects?

Off to the pharmacy I go:

Three weeks later:



“I can fit you in at 9:40, 10:40, or 11:40 this morning, or at 1:30 this afternoon,” came the voice over the phone lines.

Thinking to myself, “I don’t have time for another doctor’s appointment,”  I instead said, “Today’s schedule is pretty full.  Do you have anything available next week?”

“If you rheumatologist asked you to see your primary care doctor, we’d like to fit you in today,” was the response.

I sighed.  “Well, I can’t get there by 9:40, and 11:40 won’t work, so I’ll be there at 10:40 if it really needs to be today.”  A little voice in my head nudged me: this is backward; usually the patient pushes for same-day appointments, and the doctor’s office says it isn’t possible.

As I hung up the phone, I sighed again.  It seems like those same-day appointments should be saved for people who have an urgent problem needing immediate attention.  I don’t.  Nonetheless, I rearranged a few commitments, dropped my sons off so they could play racquetball instead of sit in a waiting room full of sick people, and then headed to my doctor’s office.

Arriving five minutes early, I signed in and sat down.  I waited.  And waited.  And waited some more.  People trickled in and the chairs filled.  At 11:05 I asked the receptionist if she knew how far behind the doctor was running.  Not that I care (or she ever knows), but there is a sign saying to ask:

By 11:20 I was wondering if I’d have to leave without seeing the doctor.  At 11:30 I stood to ask the receptionist to reschedule me, but the door opened and a nurse called my name.  I stepped into the hallway, away from eavesdroppers, and explained that I had somewhere else I needed to go and wasn’t sure if I should stay.

The internet is full of patients ranting about doctors who only schedule ten minute appointments, who will only address one problem per visit, and who feel that the doctor cuts them off when time is up.  My doctor isn’t like that.  Appointments are twenty minutes. All issues are addressed.  There are no clocks in any exam rooms and the doctor takes as much time as is needed.  That might explain why he was an hour behind schedule.

The nurse assured me that it should only be a little longer and showed me to an exam room.  “I love the fact that he takes time with people instead of rushing,” I smiled, “But I have a 12:00 meeting.  I’ll reschedule if I need to leave.”

Shortly after that, out in the hallway I overheard the nurse talking to my doctor.  A few seconds later, there was a knock on the door and the doctor entered.

I can’t imagine what it would be like to start every day knowing that your carefully crafted schedule was really only a rough outline.  I try to be flexible.  My doctor has taken extra time with me, so I can’t get upset when he does it for someone else.  It was hard, though, to allow a full hour of extra time and end up feeling rushed.

Symptoms vs. Treatment Plan

Report symptoms; don’t propose a treatment plan.  That’s one rule of obtaining good medical care that’s quickly apparent when reading medblogs.

Knowing that’s how doctors feel, and having an excellent family physician who I don’t want to annoy, I was a bit hesitant to phone my doctor’s office and give my reason for visit as “I need a cortisone shot,” so I followed that with, “But if you want, you can just say ‘shoulder pain’ and let the doctor determine that I need a cortisone injection.”  That earned me a laugh and the comment, “It sounds like you’ve figured out how things work.”

The way it’s supposed to work is that patients report symptoms, then doctors consider those subjective symptoms as they decide what type of exam to perform and determine whether it’s necessary to order any tests.  This generates objective data.  Doctors then assess the information to develop a treatment plan.  The entire process is carefully documented in a SOAP note (another SOAP explanation; real-life example).

When I called the doctor’s office, I’d hoped that there would be an appointment available early next week, but by a huge stroke of luck, I got the office manager on the phone instead of my doctor’s brand-new receptionist, and was offered a same-day appointment.

Once in the exam room, I explained to the nurse that my rheumatologist offered to do a cortisone shot at my two previous appointments, but the first time I didn’t think it was bad enough, and the last time I said yes, but then she got busy confirming that other pain was costochondritis instead of a need for a cardiology referral and she didn’t do the shot in my shoulder.  I’ve been living with it, but it’s getting worse instead of better.  It hurts all the time, and I have limited range of motion that interferes with my ability to demonstrate various strokes to the kids in my swimming classes (it also interferes with my ability to dust the top of my refrigerator, but I don’t mind that nearly as much).  Constant pain is something I’ve learned to live with, but I need to be able to swim.  I doubt that I’ll ever do the butterfly again, but a basic crawl stroke is a must.  Also, it would be nice to be able to play my guitar again.  This is interfering with my life.

My doctor always reads the nurse’s notes before entering the exam room so he knows what he facing.  This time, as soon as he walked into the room, he asked, “Do you want a cortisone injection?”  It was sooooooo nice to get right to the point!  Of course he still did an exam and documented the limited range of motion, the crunching sounds, and all the rest, before giving the shot, but it was more along the lines of, “prove the patient right” instead of being treated as if I know nothing.

I like the fact that my family physician is thorough about doing an exam.  Documenting the extent of the problem and finding the most appropriate treatment is important.  The fact is, maybe I don’t need a cortisone injection.  In the past, these symptoms have led to a shot, but that doesn’t automatically mean that’s what’s best this time.  There might be a different problem, and it’s good to not make assumptions.

I’m not very appreciative when people with no training tell me how to do my job, and it’s no surprise when others – including doctors – feel the same way.  It was nice to discover how easy it can be to stick with describing symptoms, reporting facts, and letting my doctor determine the best treatment plan.