For something a little lighter today, here’s a picture that a friend sent me. Enjoy!
It never ceases to amaze me that medical businesses are not run like a business. Every business cross-trains employees so that if somebody is on vacation or out sick, the critical elements of that person’s job are performed. Apparently that isn’t true in medicine.
My GI referred me to Virginia Mason for a lithotripsy and ERCP. I could have the ERCP locally, but I’m told there’s no point since it needs to happen after the lithotripsy anyway. I have to go to Seattle for this one.
I waited a week, then called the GI back:
Didn’t you say they were going to call me to schedule an appointment?
Yes. They will call you.
Any idea when? I had hoped this would be done by now.
Let’s see, I sent that on the… oh, my! You should have heard back by now. I’ll call them and make sure they got our fax.
Thank you. Do you think I could get their phone number, too, and call them myself?
A call to the place I was referred got me the run around, but eventually someone told me that the person who handles referrals was out of the office for a week and a half, so it’s taking a while to get through all the referrals that accumulated while she was gone. No, they would not schedule an appointment for me until their doctor said so. The doctor did have my information, and they’d call me in 1-3 days.
Three days came and went. A week later I called the GI office back and left a message asking if they could light a fire under Virginia Mason. This isn’t a plea to fit me in sooner. Just call me and schedule an appointment!
A few days later, GI called me back and said that Virginia Mason says they’re still working on it. You’ve got to be kidding me! My nine year old knows how to dial the telephone, talk to the person on the other end of the line, then write something on the calendar. What is the problem here?
Imagine if your furnace quit working and the repairman said that he couldn’t schedule a repairman, but he’d get back to you in a week or two to arrange a good time for someone to take a look at the problem. What if it was 20 degrees out, the faucets in your house stopped working, and there was a stream of water running out from beneath the house? Would you do business with a company who wouldn’t return your phone calls or send someone to investigate the problem, or would you call around until you located somebody who wanted the job?
I asked GI to please find someone who actually wants my business. Monday I will be on the phone looking myself, even if that means finding a different GI in a different city in order to get a referral to someone who will actually make appointments and see patients instead of sitting on their pile of faxes. There must be somewhere else that this procedure can be done: UWMC, OHSU…
Mom was getting older, and really needed to do something about her ears. We’d drop subtle hints like, “Hey, Mom! Do you have anything other than a hearing aid on your Christmas wish list?”
It was causing problems. She’d have a conversation with me, then report it to my brother who would get upset with me over what I’d said. Likewise, mom would report to me what my brother had said, and I’d be mad at him. Finally we realized what was happening. We started phoning one another, “Mom said you told her…” then we’d roll our eyes, laugh, then give the real scoop. Belatedly, we realized that any time mom claimed, “Your brother/sister said…” whatever mom thought she heard probably wasn’t exactly accurate. Although she’d get the basic topic right, it was important to double-check with one another on the details.
Finally, exasperated during one of her visits, I got out the yellow pages and started phoning around to get an estimate. Most people refused to talk numbers over the phone, but one well-known company was happy to inform me that their hearing aids started at only $3,000 each. “How much???!!!!” I gasped. “Never mind. We’ll keep yelling at her.”
A few months later we discovered that Costco has an audiology department, and we ended up paying $2,000 for a pair of hearing aids.
That was a few years ago. Her ears are worse. Now mom keeps missing phone calls because she doesn’t hear her telephone ring. She’s late to events because she can’t hear her alarm clock go off.
My brother solved the problem – for a lot less money than a new set of hearing aids. The android app store has a free hearing test. It can be used quickly and much more easily than arranging another trip to the audiologist. Bro simply attached a headset and played different tones until our mom said, “I can hear that.” When she said, “Oh, I hear that one in both ears!” he knew he had a winner.
Noting the frequency/pitch, he transferred that information to Audacity, a freeware program on his desktop computer. The program includes a tone generator, and he was able to create separate sounds so our mom knows whether an alarm is going off or her phone is ringing. She no longer misses phone calls and ringing alarms.
Once set up, the entire process of testing, generating distinct tones, and installing them on her phone took less than fifteen minutes.
If you have aging parents (or aging ears), something for you to consider.
Still recuperating – this post written and scheduled in advance.